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  • Sheesh!'s Avatar
    132 posts since Nov '07
    • Yesterday urgent need to go loo. Stopped at some “institution of higher learning” and use the loo. Walk in first cubicle, whoa! One piece of big fat shit in toilet bowl, about 1 inch diameter and 6 inches long. Quickly go to next cubicle to do me business. These senior/senile students, can study but dunno how to use toilet, nvr flush. Try to show off they got big a-r-s-e, pooing big shit? Oso notice that toilet bowl got no toilet paper in it, oni shit! Senior/senile student dont clean their a-r-s-e?

  • SMRT Buses's Avatar
    3,439 posts since Apr '06
  • siansterr's Avatar
    451 posts since Nov '07
  • tut4nkh4m3n's Avatar
    3,359 posts since May '05
  • Deino's Avatar
    3,991 posts since May '07
    • I got see shit on top of the seat also sia…...WTF sia….dunno where to shit isst sia…....can go crazy and loose appetite sia

  • Daisuke-kun's Avatar
    10,367 posts since Jun '07
  • Sheesh!'s Avatar
    132 posts since Nov '07
  • nuub1987's Avatar
    499 posts since Mar '06
    • last time my school got one @#$%er shit on the toilet seat cover...
      then principal and teachers crackdown on the culprit tell him to own up before they stop cleaning the toilet for us...

      lidat who will wan to own up sia ... in the end cleaner suck thumb have to clean

  • de_middle's Avatar
    15,250 posts since Aug '05
    • Originally posted by Sheesh!:
      Yesterday urgent need to go loo. Stopped at some "institution of higher learning" and use the loo. Walk in first cubicle, whoa! One piece of big fat shit in toilet bowl, about 1 inch diameter and 6 inches long. Quickly go to next cubicle to do me business. These senior/senile students, can study but dunno how to use toilet, nvr flush. Try to show off they got big a-r-s-e, pooing big shit? Oso notice that toilet bowl got no toilet paper in it, oni shit! Senior/senile student dont clean their a-r-s-e?

      wow, awesome...actually got the dimensions Laughing

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    127,606 posts since Sep '04
  • RiverFoX's Avatar
    586 posts since Apr '07
    • Originally posted by de_middle:
      wow, awesome...actually got the dimensions Laughing

      he took a vernier caliper to measure dia, den brought along a ruler to measure the length mah...

      actually he's a doc, examine crap one, tryin to find out the volume of the crap and the health of the person who produced dat crap.

      or he's gonna be the future toilet inspector, inspecting all the toilets in singapore n making sure the toilets are clean, if got crap den measure it.

  • Sheesh!'s Avatar
    132 posts since Nov '07
    • Originally posted by RiverFoX:
      he took a vernier caliper to measure dia, den brought along a ruler to measure the length mah...

      actually he's a doc, examine crap one, tryin to find out the volume of the crap and the health of the person who produced dat crap.

      or he's gonna be the future toilet inspector, inspecting all the toilets in singapore n making sure the toilets are clean, if got crap den measure it.

      Wrong.
      Dont need calipers or rulers. Those are for nerds.
      Me 1 look can tell.
      Me xpert at sizing up things, especially opposite sex.
      Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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    3,439 posts since Apr '06
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